"not everything is about johnlock!" yes it is. literally everything is about johnlock. i study for johnlock. i take care of my pets for johnlock. i clean behind my ears for johnlock. try johnlock today for a healthier, more fulfilling lifestyle.
"Your accent is currently English but I suspect you are not"
means that John doesn’t know what Mary sounds like in her own voice
"You’re doing a ‘we both know what’s really going on here’ face"
means that John knows exactly what Sherlock is thinking without any words at all
Sherlock is so in love with Molly that he calls her by John’s name